erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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