Michael Bay diarrhea
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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