I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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