i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
