super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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