youre lurking in front of me
Please, let me fuck your mom
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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