Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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