My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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