Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We need to rekindle our bromance
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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