K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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