Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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