it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
