no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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