This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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