I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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