It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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