I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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