After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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