Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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