I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Randomize
