on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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