so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
pray to the hookup gods
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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