Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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