Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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