You're so nebulous sometimes
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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