And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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