He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just found a bag of teeth...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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