real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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