this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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