but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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