Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
meet me or not, i'm out of control
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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