The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
tell me about the fingering
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