He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Everyone says I win the strip club
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I have post one night stand depression
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