i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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