so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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