My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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