you thought your balls were fighting each other...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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