If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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