How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
