Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
