...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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