Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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