morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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