the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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