He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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