I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
The air was thick with penises
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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