I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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