spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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