you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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