Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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