I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I bet he comes in French.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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