Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
