New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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